Monday, 22 October 2007
In an English class the teacher asked the students to use the following words in a sentence.
Calculator- Hello, Jim, I’ll calculator[ call you later] when am free.
Contemplate- Please contemplate [count the plate] before you issue them to the Mess Hall.
Devastation- Tell me, where can I find devastation [ the bus station]?
Statue- Hello, hello, somebody? Statue [ is that you], Jim?
Tissue- Oh, my goodness, tissue [ `tis you]!
Predicate- Please do not be cruel, predicate [free the cat] from that cage.
Aspect- This kitchen is such a mess, I cannot find the aspect [ ice pick]!
Defeat- Defeat [ the feet] of the patient is covered with blood.
Detail – Do not hold on detail [ the tail], it might come off.
Deposit- Please call the plumber, deposit [ the faucet] is leaking.
Depress- he was depress [ the priest] who performed my persuading [first wedding] ceremony.
Defense- Here are defense [ the pens ] to use in composing the essays.
Profit- You cannot just make promises in words, you have to profit[ prove it].
Beehive- Your teacher has been complaining about you in class, please beehive [behave].
CD-ROM- You may CD-ROM [see the room] and see whether it suits you.
Defrag- If you kiss it, defrag [ the frog] will turn into a prince.
Defer- defer [ the fur] of your dog is much thicker than my dog’s.
Deflate- you cannot throw deflate [ the plate]out the window, you might hit someone.
Detest- I am sure to pass detest [ the test] as the teacher is my mother.
[Advice: Be more careful with your English, you may end up sounding like this. ]